Maria Ozawa is on the other side of your fence. And that fence is my property! Ok ok, I’m just wishing here. If Maria Ozawa will be on my yard, I would let her out. I’m pretty sure you guys will do the same. In fact, I won’t even let her out of my place, of my room, not even once. We would stay there until we are both dehydrated. I wonder how Maria Ozawa looks like once she becomes dehydrated. Will she stay this pretty? Will she remain this hot? Really hard to tell, right?

Anyway, if Maria Ozawa indeed is on the other side of my fence, I guess I’ll dismantle that fence. I would remove those barrier so I can go to her easily. If Maria Ozawa is at least my neighbor, then I’m the luckiest guy next-fence.